Are you tired of being a traditional housewife and relying solely on your husband for money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in empowering women to take control of their own destiny! Join us and learn how to build your own empire from the ground up, just like my husband did with his business.

We have a special “Escape Plan” feature where you can meticulously record all your contributions to the server, so if the worst ever happens and your fellow players turn on you, you’ll have the evidence to prove your worth. And don’t worry about trust issues, because on our server, we believe in teamwork and sharing the wealth – it’s not “his” business, it’s “ours”!

So come join us and show your son and husband that being a housewife doesn’t mean you have to be vulnerable and at the mercy of others. Take charge of your own destiny and build a future for yourself in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Mines Excavated: 2700 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Animals Bred: 123
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2549 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Farms Harvested: 272
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Potions Brewed: 88
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8969 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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