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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7464 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?
So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!
