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JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	504
Potions Brewed:	196	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	8931

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	589844	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	374764	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

The city is a lot of opportunities and at home server minecraft

city, home, Minecraft, opportunities, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2585
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

The description of the server server “City of many opportunities and at home” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cosmic Crafters 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Cosmic, Crafters, education, learning, physics channel, physics concepts, physics content, physics demonstrations, physics experiments, physics explained, physics for beginners, Physics for Kids, physics for students, physics lessons, physics topics, physics tutorials, PHYSICS., Science, Short Video, STEM, Video

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6754	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCraft: Family Reunion Fail

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, decision, Drama, Fail, family, Family Reunion, important, last minute, loyalty, Overseas, parents, regret, relationships, reunion, sacrifice, selfish, Siblings, Support, tradition, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	7490
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Star Shards Collected:	155	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring family reunions where all you do is roast marshmallows and catch up on each other’s lives? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding what color block to build your house with.

Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?

So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!

BlockyBluesCraft

Awareness, BlockyBluesCraft, depression awareness, depressive symptoms, emotional health, emotional well being, hidden symptoms, lesser known symptoms, major depression, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological health, signs of depression, Symptoms, understanding depression

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	7094
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	461
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	2933
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode with sadness? Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting cure your major depression! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will make you feel like you just found a diamond in a cave. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist who gives free counseling sessions to all players. So come on, join us and let’s mine away those blues together!

Epic Underdog Support 1.20.5

1.20.5, Admiration, autist, cheer, compassion, determination, Empathy, encouragement, endearing, Epic, Fan, Fandom, gullible, Hope, Losers, loyalty, oneitis, perseverance, rooting for losers, Support, Sympathy, Underdog, Underdogs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Emeralds Found:	9417
Magic Items Found:	5956	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, listen up you little Minecraft maniacs! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled vortex of pure chaos and madness.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.

So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

CreeperTunes: What’s Your Darkest Jam?

chilling tracks, CreeperTunes, creepy music, creepy tunes, Dark Music, Darkest, darkest song, disturbing lyrics, eerie atmosphere, eerie lyrics, gloomy tunes, Gothic music, Haunting Melodies, haunting songs, Jam, macabre songs, Melancholic Melodies, Music, music fans, ominous melodies, Sinister Vibes, somber tracks, spooky music, whats

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence on other boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for music lovers! We have a special feature where every block you break plays a different note, creating a symphony of chaos as you build your masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.

So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!

Top & Bottom Stair Traffic

Bottom, bottom stairs, high traffic, middle stairs, stair, stair construction, stair design, stair durability, stair functionality, stair location, stair maintenance, stair materials, stair placement, stair safety, stair traffic patterns, stair usage, stair wear and tear, staircase, Stairs, Top, top stairs, traffic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7515	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Votes:	4078	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the stairs at the top and bottom get all the action while the middle stairs are just chillin like a villain. why join? well, let me tell ya a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story bro. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes all day long. who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

EgoCraft – Sensitive Narcissist Land

Component, EASY, EgoCraft, hypersensitivity, Impervious, important, Insecurity, judgment, Land, May, more, narcissist, NARCISSISTS, new, others, Personality, provoke, research, research on personality, Sensitive, sensitivity, shows, than, think..

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	51
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are narcissists, but, like, they’re super sensitive and insecure. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. one minute they’re all confident and showin’ off their builds, and the next they’re cryin’ because someone said their house looks like a potato. it’s wild, dude.

but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

Oklahoma Teacher Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, Classroom, education, educator, forbidden love, hot teacher, Oklahoma, Quest, scandal, School, Sexy, social media, Teacher, teacher appreciation, Teacher Crush, teacher fashion, Teacher Goals, teacher life, teacher outfit, teacher style, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	3370	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Oh man, forget about that teacher, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We’ve got more blocks than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Plus, our moderators are as cool as polar bears in sunglasses, so you know you’re in good hands.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the shenanigans begin!

MomBelievesMCServer

AI Images, aita, Arguing, art, dumb stuff, facebook, fake stuff, internet, Kids, mom, MomBelievesMCServer, Needed, Parent, production issues, School, Scream 7, squid game, Stubborn, went too far, Yelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of dealing with parents who believe everything they see on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with AI images and art created by actual players, not some algorithm. Plus, we promise that Scream 7 is already out on our server, no need to wait for next year!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Squid Game event where you can compete in real-life challenges for virtual rewards. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe and definitely not based on a TV show. Join now and show your mom that you can trust everything you see on our Minecraft server!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	6440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	289988	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1966	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1