Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5170 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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