| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6336 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5741 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8110 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9460 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Farms Harvested: | 753 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4694 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4333 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 145 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6453 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9423 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9208 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1295 |
| Ores Mined: | 4935 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3788 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2470 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 581 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 119 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
