Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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