HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – BLACKED General

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Welcome to the Big Black Capes Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few questionable mods. Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI reigns supreme and the BLACKED Modding community thrives.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity with the help of NovelAI V.3? Look no further, because we’ve got unlimited gens for just $25 a month! And don’t forget to check out our BLACKED Clothing line – because who doesn’t want to game in style?

But that’s not all – our BNWO Dictionary will have you speaking in tongues you never knew existed, and our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program will have you earning rewards you never thought possible.

So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing crazier than the mods is the community. Who knows, you might just end up with a cape so big, it’ll block out the sun.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What are Minecraft servers like MineScape ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MineScape include:

1. RuneScapeCraft – This server combines the worlds of Minecraft and RuneScape, offering a nostalgic experience for players who love both games. Explore familiar locations from RuneScape, complete quests, and engage in PvP battles in this immersive server.

2. AdventureCraft – AdventureCraft offers a unique gameplay experience with custom quests, challenges, and events for players to enjoy. Dive into a world full of adventure and excitement, with endless opportunities for exploration and creativity.

3. FantasyRealm – FantasyRealm is a fantasy-themed Minecraft server that features custom dungeons, quests, and RPG elements. Embark on epic adventures, level up your character, and discover hidden treasures in this immersive and engaging server.

4. MedievalCraft – Step back in time with MedievalCraft, a Minecraft server inspired by medieval history and lore. Build castles, wage wars, and experience life in a medieval kingdom as you immerse yourself in this rich and detailed world.

5. PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pokémon and Minecraft, then PixelmonCraft is the server for you. Catch and train Pokémon in a Minecraft world, battle other players, and embark on a journey to become a Pokémon master in this exciting and unique server.

Whether you’re looking for nostalgia, adventure, or something completely new, these servers offer experiences similar to MineScape that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	78041	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minekampf Minecraft server

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.