HouthisGonnaHateMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6156
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Potions Brewed:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3482
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Farms Harvested:	922

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	668	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0