HouthisGonnaHateMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mines Excavated:	3595	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3348

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6338
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8522	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixelated Weebs United

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8