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Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	1495	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Divine Spears Created:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	72

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	457025
Votes:	7472	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	1379	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3069

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2976
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6084
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	7872
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

BlockyWisdom: Digging for Diamonds in Life

advice, Best advice, BlockyWisdom, deep advice, diamonds, Digging, guidance, impactful advice, important advice, inspiration, Life, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, powerful advice, profound advice, self improvement, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5074	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

alliances, Battleground, blockwars, China, Competition, Diplomacy, economic interests, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Partnership, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Superpowers, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

NukeProofHQ – Safeguarding Leaders in Style

Bunker, China, command centre, construction, Defense, defense system, emergency, facility, Government, Infrastructure, LARGEST, Leaders, Military, military technology, nuclear war, NukeProofHQ, Protection, safeguarding, Safety, SECURITY, Strategic, Style, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, u know how china is all like, “we need to protect our leaders in case of, like, a nuclear war or something”? well, they’re building this HUUUGE military command centre to do just that. it’s gonna be like, the biggest one in the whole world, bro.

and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”

plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.

so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”

MysticNet.works

Banking, bugs, Community, Creative, crossplay, Discord, ender dragon, Factions, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, No Lag, Optimized, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Upgrades

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2847
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	4622

MysticNetworks Server Overview

Features	Description
Crossplay Compatible	Players can join from different platforms.
Respawnable Ender Dragon	Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon.
Progressable Skills	Skills that can be improved over time.
Bookbag System	A system for storing and carrying items.
Unique Banking System	A different approach to in-game economics.

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes Available:

KitPVP	A player versus player mode with predefined kits.
Creative (Plotworld)	A creative mode with designated plot areas.
SMP (Survival)	Traditional survival gameplay.

Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.

FAQs

Q: Is the server Pay-to-Win?

A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.

Q: Are there overpowered items in the game?

A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.

Q: How can I contact the server owner?

A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.

Tree Quest’s End 1.20.3

1.20.3, completed task, dump the server, finished task, finished the tree, hololive, hololive en, hololive updates, long tail tags, Quests, server dump, server dump link, server issues, server maintenance, server problems, Server Status, Status, tag list, Tree, tree completion, x-com

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m talking about a place where trees finish themselves, man. Can you even imagine the level of laziness you can achieve on this server? It’s like having your own personal tree finishing assistant, but in Minecraft form. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about all the other crazy shiz that goes down on this server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of wackiness and wonder. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	589953	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3