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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1757	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	454906	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mines Excavated:	2174	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2396	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	167	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Towns Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	1905
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	115
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	7442	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2257
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5