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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	851465	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2898
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4913
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3214
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5150
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3690
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	191	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Votes:	6648