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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1692 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5665 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”