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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
