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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 206 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?