HouseFlipperMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ores Mined:	8306
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3748

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Potions Brewed:	113
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

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Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Quantum Project Minecraft Server

Achievements, Bosses, Dungeons, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, STICKERS

Rpg Bosses Dungeons Quests Achievements Stickers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9497	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4973
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, age-restriction, Ban, Community, consent, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, Homophobia, java, Map, Minigame, Mischief, Moderator, Notso, Plugins, pranks, Property, PvP, racism, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, Slurs, stealing, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9402
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

balance changes, Crafty, death cult, delayed, DISCOUNT, dlc, Hotfix, Koronus Expanse, Localization Tool, Minecraft, ost, patch update, rebalance, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, Server, TactiCon 2024, Teaser, Thread Archive, Traders, Void Shadows, Warhammer, warhammer 40k

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, Spouse, Support, Thread, Trust, Understanding, Wife, wifegf

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Animals Bred:	85	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiving, CraftyFam, crisis intervention, delusions, disabled mother, Divorce, emotional exhaustion, family, family dynamics, financial burden, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Inheritance, mental health, Minecraft, overwhelmed, rental properties, self-care, Server, sister, support system, Tough Decisions

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial burdens? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself! Build your dream house without worrying about your sister’s garbage mountain or your mom’s money troubles.

On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.

So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3