Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Dimension Hops: 9
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3897 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 8538
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Emeralds Found: 6453
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 446 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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