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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9881 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3772 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 5903 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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