House Breaker Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Void Armor Forged:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	8553
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	256	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Animals Bred:	92
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	3382

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Emeralds Found:	5404	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	798
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	7251	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4