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ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	923724	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	993
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	7492	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Votes:	1192

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	179
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5564	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	26430	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4403	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7246
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4934	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1872	Buildings Constructed:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchantments Applied:	256	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5