HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mines Excavated:	4219
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Emeralds Found:	6993

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	144	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3551	Enchantments Applied:	106
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7759	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5926
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5856	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3631
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	2859
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	8369	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	284	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	76	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	840	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1