Forget about real-life men, come join our Minecraft server and meet Steve, the most attractive blocky guy in the world! With his square jawline and pixelated abs, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with just a wink 😉 Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to steal his heart (and his loot)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 230
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 245 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 New Chunks Explored: 475026
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Enchantments Applied: 179
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Potions Brewed: 143 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 266 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crops Grown: 1027
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Animals Bred: 125
    Alien Abductions: 3 Magic Items Found: 8640
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 162038 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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