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TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	80
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4406
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3151	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
New Chunks Explored:	223066	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2