HotGuyAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	349
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2805

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	3814	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	292
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Star Shards Collected:	114	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	283786	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2066	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7