HotGolfRage

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dehydration, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Golf, Golfing, health, Heat, heatstroke, HotGolfRage, peer pressure, relationships, Safety, self-care, Summer, weather

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

adult drama, aunt, buffer, celebration, Drama, emotional, Emotional support, Family Events, family gatherings, family peace, gossip, graduation party, high school graduation, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Needed, rocky relationship, selfish, Server, stuck in the middle, Support, tense situations, ungrateful

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

400 mln euros, action plan, defence minister, drone, Dutch, EuroDroneWar, Minecraft, pledges, Server, Ukraine

lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/future-phones/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7585
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	7135

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

advertising overload, appreciation, consumerism, DELICIOUS, eat it up, Eaters, feeding time, Gratitude, indulgence, marketing tactics, Minecraft, non-stop commercials, Piggies, piggy behavior, piggy feast, Pigs, satisfied customers, SLOP, smp, thank you, wrestling, wwe, yummy

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2531	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2698	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, courage, emotional health, empowerment, growth, healing, inner strength, LEAVING, letting go, Liberation, Minecraft, moving on, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship, ToxicExGirlfriend

So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBootyCraft

Assertiveness, BlockyBootyCraft, body positivity, Communication, Confidence, emotional well being, empowerment, Intimacy, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, sexual health, Sexuality, Vulnerability

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	103
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

beauties, consent, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, gender expectations, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, male privilege, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nordic, objectification, owed sex, scandinavian women, Server, sexual entitlement, sexual harassment, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchantments Applied:	126	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9946	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.