HotelOrHomeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3540	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	6574
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	2364
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Emeralds Found:	2827
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	555
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	3068	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8271
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3543	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	1178	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2