HotCraft2024

New Minecraft Servers

YO, U WANNA ESCAPE THE HEAT OF SUMMER 2024? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND CHILL IN OUR VIRTUAL WINTER WONDERLAND! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, THAT IT CAN LOWER YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE JUST BY LOGGING IN.

WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF ON ICEBERGS, AND POLAR BEARS THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (THEY’RE ACTUALLY JUST TRYING TO EAT YOU, BUT IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS).

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS LOCATED ON AN ACTUAL GLACIER? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. WE STRAPPED SOME SERVER TOWERS TO A MASSIVE ICEBERG AND NOW WE’RE FLOATING AROUND THE OCEAN, BRINGING YOU THE COOLEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER.

SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE SCORCHING HEAT OF SUMMER 2024. WHO NEEDS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CHILL SERVER TO HANG OUT ON?

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!
We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

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Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!
Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

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FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!
Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

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CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!
picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!
come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

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Starlight Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alumni, Axel Syrios, Balatro Hate Edition, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Gen1, Gen2, gen3, Goldbullet, Haven, Holostars, Holostars -ARMIS-, Holostars -TEMPUS-, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Starlight

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.
Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮

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HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Auntie Anne’s, berated, cashier, changed my mind, childish, cinnamon bites, Communication, decision, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, HangryHub, hot dog pretzel bites, husband, insisted, Mall, Minecraft, Order, Server, snack, stormed off, tailor

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.
Our server is known for its epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments. We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. Plus, our events and challenges will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the unnecessary drama behind. Who needs hot dog pretzel bites when you have a whole world of fun waiting for you?

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Dad’s Dirt Denial – No Clean-Up Crew

adult child, adulting, Boundaries, breakup aftermath, cleaning responsibilities, Cleanup, Communication, CREW, Dads, denial, Dirt, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, generational differences, household chores, household maintenance, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations and clean houses! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward conversations about who should do the dishes or mow the lawn.
We have epic adventures waiting for you, like battling dragons and building your dream castle without anyone nagging you to tidy up. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries with family members who expect you to do their chores.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a clean house when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule instead?

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CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

Censorship, CraftySlavs, Democracy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding, Government, independent journalism, independent media, international relations, Journalism, media development, media freedom, media support, Minecraft, News, political influence, press freedom, russia, Server, Ukraine, usaid

lol imagine if u were playing on a minecraft server where u could help save independent media in russia and ukraine by just playing minecraft lmao. like u mine some diamonds and suddenly a news outlet in russia gets funding again. it’s like magic but with blocks and creepers. join us and be a hero for journalism, one block at a time. also, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear and potions. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

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CraftyBalticPowerGrid

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, CraftyBalticPowerGrid, cross-border connections, electricity, electricity network, energy diversification, energy independence, Energy Integration, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, European power grid, european union, geopolitical shift, Infrastructure, political relations, power transmission, regional cooperation, Russia ties

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made baltic states switch power grids? yea, thats us. we got the power to make countries change their whole setup just to be part of our epic community. join us and u can be part of something so wild, even russia cant handle it. come build with us and watch the world change around u. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Gut Bacteria Village

Autoimmune Disease, Bacteria, beneficial bacteria, Dermatology, Gut, gut bacteria, holistic treatment, immune system, malady, Medical research, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, natural substance, pigmentation disorder, skin care, skin condition, skin disorder, skin health, skin pigmentation, skin therapy, Village, Vitiligo treatment

so, liek, u kno how vitiligo is a total bummer? well, dis server has da cure! we got gut bacteria dat will make u skin look amazin! jus join da server and let da magic happen! we even tested it on mice and dey lookin fab! so, come on and join dis server for da best vitiligo treatment eva! #gutbacteriarocks #cureforvitiligo #minecraftmagic

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Survival without wipes and donates | 1000 Achovka server minecraft

1000 Achovka, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

server “Survival without wipes and donates of 1000 aces” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
xs7s.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, java, Lag Machines, Map resets, Minecraft, nether roof, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, rules, seed cracking, semi anarchy, Server, Spamming, Survival, Teleporting, Vanilla, Version, world border

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.

• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).

• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.

• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?	While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?	This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Skylands Odyssey 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, bus stop, city outskirts, discovery, Egg yolk, fabled land, folklore, Glasgow, Hidden Gem, local bus route, local lore, mysterious destination, mythical place, odyssey, public transportation, scotland, Skylands, transportation hub, travel, urban legend, urban-exploration, Yoker

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like stepping into a mythical realm, like Narnia but with creepers and diamonds instead of lions and witches. Plus, the name sounds like egg yolk, so you know it’s gonna be lit.
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure, where you can build your own virtual kingdom and battle mobs like a boss. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of endless diamonds and emeralds.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Yoker and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy up in here.

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BridalPartyBan Minecraft Server

Bachelorette, Boundaries, bridal party, BridalPartyBan, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disappointment, Emotional support, friendship, hens, loyalty, maid of honour, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Server, Support, Understanding, VALUES, Wedding, wedding planning

Are you tired of boring weddings and drama-free friendships? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some juicy conflicts and outrageous demands? Then come join our server where the drama never ends!
Picture this: you and your best friend, let’s call her Louise, have been through it all together. From toxic relationships to family drama, you two have always had each other’s backs. But now, things have taken a turn for the worse. Louise, your Maid of Honour, has suddenly become a diva and is causing chaos in your wedding plans.

She’s double booked herself for your hens/bachelorette party and another wedding, and expects you to change your plans to accommodate her. But fear not, on our server, you can kick her out of the bridal party without any consequences! Who needs a flaky MOH when you can have a loyal Minecraft buddy instead?

Join us for a wedding experience like no other, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

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