Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 150980 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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