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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9567 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.
