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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	234
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4962	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
New Chunks Explored:	737811	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	567	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5943	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	482
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Void Armor Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7749	Animals Bred:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	3994	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5