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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 485 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1491 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Hot Potato” tournament where the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava.
We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away while being chased by creepers, and our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding… maybe).
So what are you waiting for? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.