Hot Mess Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3052	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	677	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	936
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9222
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	379910	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3101
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Players:	92/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3