Hot Cop Hell: Where Minecraft Cops Meet Their Fiery Fate!

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2723
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	7126	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	264	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	83
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9474
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	6628	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	104
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	0