Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

GF’s Gift Fail Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	150

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4440	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimension Hops:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	107	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5542

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	4662	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1