New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 92/600 Votes: 9178
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Votes: 6094 Magic Items Found: 4191

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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  • BorderlandsCraft

    BorderlandsCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 7755
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

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  • GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

    GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3837
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3940
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

    and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • Buy sell… Minecraft server

    Buy sell… Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9083
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Animals Bred: 153
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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  • Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

    Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 1427
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

    I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

    LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 847
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • BlockyBizarreQuest

    BlockyBizarreQuest
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1576
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

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  • NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

    NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 682
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6677
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Falling into the Void: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

    So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

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  • ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

    ElonCraft2020: EU Edition
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3561
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

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    so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

    also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

    so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

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  • Crafty Shield Company

    Crafty Shield Company
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 614
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

    we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

    and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • Plastic Seafood Adventures

    Plastic Seafood Adventures
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5130
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

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  • Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

    Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5259
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

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    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

    CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 803
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Emeralds Found: 2099
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25

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    Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

    So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

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  • MineCrafty Breaks

    MineCrafty Breaks
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9081
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

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    Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

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  • KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

    KurskKaboom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7768
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1749 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Votes: 2754
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

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  • HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

    HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7096
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

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    lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

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