LOLZ come join dis server where we got bodies of five slain hostages recovered by military, but don’t worry they been returned to Israel so now we can all play Minecraft in peace! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even find some hidden treasures left behind by the hostages (jk jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?!). So grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, cuz you never know what you might uncover on this server!
HostageHavoc Minecraft Server
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TariffCraft: 6 Years of Growth!
come join our minecraft server and escape the doom and gloom of the real world! we have magical unicorns that fart rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants! forget about global growth forecasts, come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us! we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama on a trampoline. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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CraftLords
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP mc.craftlords.com Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but don’t want to download the mods? Here at Craftlords, you can enjoy a variety of modded features like Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, and Elemental Bending through SlimeFun, ProjectKorra’s Elemental Bending, Vampires, and Werewolves. Join us for an awesome gaming experience!
Features:
- Slimefun
- Vampires and Werewolves
- Slimefun Exotic Garden
- Grief Prevention
- 13 ranks obtainable through in-game currency
- McMMO
- Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9
- Friendly and knowledgeable staff
- Stable server built and hosted by professionals
- Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits
Join us for the adventure and build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I play modded survival without downloading mods? Yes, you can enjoy modded features like Elemental Staffs and more without downloading any mods on Craftlords. How do I rank up? You can rank up by using in-game currency and using the /rankup command. Are there any rules I should be aware of? Yes, there are rules against using hack clients or exploits. Make sure to follow them to enjoy a fair gaming experience.
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DadBossDenied
Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the parental drama behind!On our server, you can create your own dream home without anyone telling you what to do. No more manipulation or power plays, just pure creative freedom.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual car to drive around in the game! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?
So come join us and leave the toxic environment behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun! Let’s escape the drama together!
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UnseenSight Minecraft SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP. Like, we got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party with villagers breakdancing. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers. It’s lit, fam.But wait, there’s more! We have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance battles.
So, if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft adventures of your life, join our server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…like a cow wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a whole new level of insanity, my dude.
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SelfLoveCraft
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to show you the true meaning of self-love! Join us and experience the joy of building giant statues of yourself out of solid gold blocks, surrounded by a moat of lava to keep out any haters.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Self-Love Temple, where players can meditate on their awesomeness while being showered with diamonds from the heavens. And if you’re feeling extra confident, you can challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual disco floor, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and self-love, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the chance to be the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft!