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HostageHavoc Minecraft Server
RedditHaterMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
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