LOLZ come join dis server where we got bodies of five slain hostages recovered by military, but don’t worry they been returned to Israel so now we can all play Minecraft in peace! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even find some hidden treasures left behind by the hostages (jk jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?!). So grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, cuz you never know what you might uncover on this server!
HostageHavoc Minecraft Server
CelebGrief SMP: RIP Faves
OMG guys, like have you heard of this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so epic and amazing, you have to join! Like, if you’re a fan of dead celebrities, this is the place to be! We have a special memorial area where you can pay tribute to your favorite celebs who have passed away. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about their deaths! It’s like, so mysterious and cool, you have to see it to believe it!But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we reenact famous celebrity deaths in Minecraft! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, we have a special griefing zone where you can unleash all your pent-up anger and frustration about your favorite celeb’s death. It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this totally insane Minecraft SMP server and let’s celebrate the lives of our favorite dead celebrities in the most epic way possible! You won’t regret it, I promise! #RIPcelebs #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow
CraftyStateLawsuits
Are you tired of boring old politics and lawsuits? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy lawsuits happening! We have 22 states suing Steve (our resident Minecraft player who thinks he’s the president) for trying to overhaul the 14th amendment with an executive order to make creepers citizens of our world. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become a lawyer for one of the states! Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft lawsuits to deal with?CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDaysTime Machine Lottery Fails
lol come join our cray cray minecraft server where the blocks are always dancing and the creepers wear tutus. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds.if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.