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Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8294	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	111	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Animals Bred:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Magical Moments Shared:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1185
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	7077
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mines Excavated:	3997
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Enchantments Applied:	289	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	266	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3