HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Emeralds Found:	3221	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	621261

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	997	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	5339
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1671
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2