HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3010	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7601
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	6241	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4722	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	8550	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magic Items Found:	7973

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Dragon Eggs Found:	1618
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1