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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8623
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Star Shards Collected:	189
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Votes:	9187
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Animals Bred:	83
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1031	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	76
Mines Excavated:	1584	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	2795
Towns Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7755
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6794	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6594
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	9739	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6