HospitalHopperCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Farms Harvested:	197	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like choosing between hospital A and hospital B in a life or death situation (just kidding, it’s just a game).

We offer crazy scenarios like helping pregnant villagers get to the hospital of their choice, whether it’s a 4-minute detour or a 30-minute one. And don’t worry, there’s no real consequences for your decisions here, unlike in real life.

So come join us and experience the chaos of trying to balance your own needs with the needs of others in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero of the day or just end up causing more drama like in this story. The choice is yours, so hop on and let the fun begin!

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	874	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	173
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	1345	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Animals Bred:	161	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension Hops:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	13

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	271670	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	13

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	7473
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	2168	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	4847

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?