HoselessAuntieDrama | Minecraft Servers List

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your aunt’s luxurious lifestyle and financial woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

Forget about expensive cars and canceled insurance policies – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Join now and leave your aunt’s troubles behind!

Who needs family loans when you can join our server and become the richest player in the virtual world? With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave your aunt’s financial woes in the dust!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	248
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PrivacyCraft Server

Apology, babysitter, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Evening, Friends, grill, Kids, privacy, PrivacyCraft, Respect, sauna, Server, Tension, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected… or not! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time two friends decided to explore forbidden territory at a grill and sauna evening.

Imagine the excitement of venturing into off-limits areas, the thrill of breaking the rules, and the drama of getting caught red-handed! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and tension right here in our virtual world?

But don’t worry, we promise a fun and unforgettable experience for all players. Just remember to apologize if you accidentally stumble into someone’s personal space – it’s common courtesy, after all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic adventures, and maybe even a few awkward moments. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything can happen – even unexpected bedroom visits!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

adoption, anger, Apology, awkward, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, cutting off, EMBARRASSMENT, family members, family secret, family story, husband, in-laws, mother-in-law, overreacting, punishment, Secrets, unreasonable, Visit

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Picture this: a baby shower turned upside down when a mother-in-law reveals a long-kept secret about her husband being adopted. But wait, there’s more! She goes on to claim that she “rescued” him from his birth parents, sending shockwaves through the entire party. And the best part? The husband just sits there, letting it all unfold like a soap opera.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected family revelations and the drama that follows. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide you with all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

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so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!

we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.

join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.

so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

Accountability, achievement, discipline, FITNESS, goal-setting, gym, GymGrindGuru, habits, health, irl character, level up, LevelUpLad, Lifestyle, motivation, net worth, outsourcing, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, success, transformation, wellness

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.

u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.

so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	159
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
New Chunks Explored:	686653	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DeadLockSmp

Active, Afk, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Cross-Play, DeadLockSmp, Economy, English, free, Greek, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games

DeadLockSmp is a basic server based on Greek and English Community with cool plugins , economy , Free And Paids Ranks !! AFK and Active Rewards Join Now !!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Divine Spears Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4365	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Zeroworlds – Vanilla Season 4 Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

Adventures, Clans, classic, Community, content makers, Crafts, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, ELYTRA, Emote Craft, Events, FANTASY, fbi, Minecraft, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, Plasmovoice, Reality, Roleplay, season 4, Server, Survival, unique items, Vanilla, voice mode, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Welcome to the exciting world of Zeroworlds – vanilla Minecraft server version 1.20.1!

Our doors are open to everyone who wants to join a wonderful and friendly community. Here you will find many talented content makers who are ready to please you with their creative works.

Our server is not only free, but also unique due to the presence of two interesting mods. We are pleased to introduce you to Emote Craft, which will allow you to express your emotions and feelings with the help of various emotional animations. Share your mood with other players and create bright impressions together!

And that’s not all! The server also has the Plasmovoice mod installed, which gives you a unique opportunity to communicate with other players directly in voice mode right in Minecraft itself! Now you don’t need to use third-party programs to hear your friends or comrades – with Plasmovoice you can easily coordinate your actions and share impressions throughout the gameplay.

And this is just the beginning of the adventure on Zeroworlds! We also have unique crafts that allow you to create unusual items and implement your wildest ideas. For example, you can combine an elytra with a chestplate and feel how your possibilities become endless.

And don’t forget about the exciting adventures that await you on our server! Feel like a real FBI agent with handcuffs in your hands, ready to solve mysterious events.

Zeroworlds is a place where reality meets fantasy, and your possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Join us today!

Server IP: mc.zeroworlds.ru

An important clarification is that donations do not affect the game, and seasons last more than a year!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Items Found:	4625	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CubeWorldMC: Where your geopolitical dreams come true…or get blown up in PVP!

Adventure, Allies, BLOWN, Community, CubeWorldMC, Discord, dreams, Dynmap, Earth, faction SMP, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Government, Infrastructure, Ip:, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, PvP, Server, Sun tzu, true…or, Version, War

CubeWorldMC Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/tBnjXKnrCs
Version	1.12.2
IP	54.39.250.134:25642
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dysfunctionals-tech-bombs-guns-war (1.12.2 VERSION)
Dynmap	http://54.39.250.134:8183/

FAQs

1. What is CubeWorldMC?

CubeWorldMC is a modded, geopolitical faction SMP hosted on a 1:1000 replica of the earth. Players can join countries, build infrastructure, and engage in various activities within the world.

2. How can I join a country?

To join a country on CubeWorldMC, you can reach out to existing nations or create your own. Visit the Discord server for more information on available countries and their requirements for joining.

3. What activities can I participate in on CubeWorldMC?

Players can engage in adventures such as raiding structures, pillaging villages, and defeating enemies. Additionally, players can participate in nation-building, politics, and social interactions within the community.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FateCraft Minecraft Server

#Readme, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, fate edition, FateCraft, fated bromance, general, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels and outrageous discussions.

Looking for a server where E-celeb shitposting is not allowed? Look no further, because we take our visual novels seriously here. Our members are so dedicated, they even read the Readme before asking for tech support!

But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon for troubleshooting. Just copy those error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL. It’s like magic, but with more pixels!

And if you’re ever in need of a novel with a specific element, we’ve got you covered. Our collection is so vast, it puts the Library of Alexandria to shame.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds, discuss visual novels, and solve tech issues all in one place? It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with creepers. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anon, Anons, Epic, financial achievement, financial growth, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, financial success story, Investments, Kaspa, Last year, MILLIONAIRE, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire status, millionaire success, Minecraft, money management, portfolio management, portfolio owner, smp, success, wealth

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is measured in Kaspa and you can become a millionaire in no time! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality.

But beware, the land is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who have a taste for expensive redstone contraptions. Will you be able to outsmart them and protect your riches?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the wealthiest player in the history of Minecraft SMPs! Remember, in this world, anything is possible – even becoming a billionaire overnight if you play your cards right. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoSis Minecraft Server

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, decision, emotions, family, Future, Grief, Jealousy, Loss, Minecraft, Motherhood, PreggoSis, Pregnancy, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of matching outfits, blocked boyfriends, and unexpected pregnancies.

Picture this: you and your sister, rocking the same outfits and sharing a meal at a buffet. But wait, things take a turn when she discovers her boyfriend blocked her on social media and drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, you’re dealing with your own struggles after losing a child. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t block you. And hey, if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can reenact the whole sister saga in Minecraft form.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the drama is the creativity of our players. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Farms Harvested:	288	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoClaireNoParty – Invite Only!

bullying, Communication, conversation skills, cousin relationship, Effort, Empathy, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, friendship, high school, inclusion, invite, NoClaireNoParty, patience, peer pressure, personal boundaries, school environment, social anxiety, Social Skills, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join us and leave behind the awkward conversations with your cousin Claire who refuses to talk to anyone. No more trying to make small talk with someone who just stares at their phone and gives one-word answers. On our server, the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly players who are here to have a good time.

Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped by your aunt and uncle to hang out with Claire. Instead, join a community where everyone is welcome and you can make friends at your own pace. No more pressure to be the social butterfly when you just want to relax and play some Minecraft.

So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build your own world where you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment or expectations. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UnfunnyComicHater69

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EcoCraft: Shocking Roads

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, EcoCraft, electric car adoption, electric car charging, electric car incentives, electric car infrastructure, electric car market., electric car sales, electric cars, electric vehicles, Environment, Fossil Fuels, gas cars, green technology, norway, renewable energy, Roads, Shocking.., Transportation

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. like, imagine a world where, like, there are more electric cars than gas cars on Norway’s roads. that’s, like, the vibe we’re going for here.

join us for a wild ride through a land of pixelated madness, where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. we’ve got flying pigs, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw raves.

so, like, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is gonna blow your mind, dude. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.