HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	3553	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	967545
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6219
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	6859
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mines Excavated:	4539

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	8095
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	3071	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	135
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	434413
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ores Mined:	7366	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.