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Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchantments Applied:	243	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5365
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	127
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5996
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mines Excavated:	4394	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	891761
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mines Excavated:	3299
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	426970	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	533292	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7182	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	7608	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	4334

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4703