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Pixel Portal Odyssey 1.20.1

1.20.1, Chuubas, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, lig, Lumi ARG, odyssey, PIXEL, Portal, pyon, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vnug, VT, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, Vtubers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7227
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	373185
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where Vtubers and Retro Games collide in the most epic way possible? Join our server for some crazy discussions and links to all your favorite Chuubas who love throwing it back to the good ol’ days of gaming!

We’ve got a Divegrass Team that will blow your mind with their skills and strategies. And don’t even get me started on the Lumi ARG – it’s like a puzzle that will have you questioning reality!

CraftyBFF Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, aita, anger, Best Friend, celebrate life, college acceptances, comparison, confusion, CraftyBFF, family, final decision, friend of 30 years, guardian, joy, Memories, Minecraft, personal issues, Rude, scholarship, Screenshots, Server, social media, supportive, Taylor Swift tickets, unsupportive

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and Taylor Swift tickets!

Are you tired of boring old friends who don’t celebrate your daughter’s college acceptances? Look no further, because on our server, we hype up every single acceptance letter like it’s the most important thing in the world! Who needs a big family when you have us to share your joy with?

But beware, not everyone can handle the excitement of college admissions. Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of friendship as you navigate through screenshots, angry responses, and incredulous reactions. Will you come out on top, or will you be left questioning everything you thought you knew about your best friend?

And don’t forget about the Taylor Swift tickets! Sacrifice thousands of dollars just to spread some joy and create unforgettable memories. Who needs money when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime concert experience with your virtual pals?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft drama can provide. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

StrayKidSquadMC

aita, apartment, basement suite, blood relation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, detached garage, Expenses, family, financial agreement, living situation, long-term plan, parenting, responsibilities, stray kid, StrayKidSquadMC, Support, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	635	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a man who never wanted a daughter but ended up with one anyway!

Picture this: a 14-year-old girl working at a corner store, catching the eye of a woman who just wanted a daughter. Next thing you know, she’s living with them and the husband is caught in the middle of it all. Will he cave and become a dad to this unexpected addition to the family? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of the garage apartment vs. the basement suite, as the wife fights for the girl to stay in the main house. Who will come out victorious in this housing showdown? Join our server to find out!

And don’t miss out on the family drama that ensues when the husband refuses to pay for the girl’s expenses because she’s not blood. Will he be able to escape the wrath of both families and maintain his sanity? Only on our Minecraft server will you find out!

So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

alcohol, Bidding, booze, Buying, Canadian, drinks, Economy, exclusion, Government, halt, import restrictions, international relations, North America, policy, PREMIER, Procurement, regulations, reviews, Trade, U.S. businesses, Yanks, Yukon, YukonCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

Roommate’s Dog Perks Server

animal companionship, Benefits, canine companion, dog, dog ownership, dog responsibilities, furry friend, living with a dog, Perks, pet care, pet duties, pet love, pet ownership, pet perks, pet privileges, pet sharing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate benefits, roommate perks, roommates, Server, shared living

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches.

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

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Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4341	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Farms Harvested:	204
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Star Shards Collected:	78
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	131498
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Animals Bred:	158
Dragon Eggs Found:	3473	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4995