HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	157	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Crops Grown:	7383	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Items Found:	5780
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Buildings Constructed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	8753
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	598268	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	284	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7791

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3983	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	9743	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	3435

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Star Shards Collected:	243
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Votes:	6473	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7070	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!