Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1634
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	2482
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	56
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	8083	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Items Found:	7553	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!