Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7502
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6974
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.