Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6460
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2574
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4217	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ores Mined:	5416	Star Shards Collected:	132
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	204
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.